My parents say that I don’t listen to “Hispanic music”
I beg to differ
(via stoptheinnocence)
girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
(via southerncuntstellations)
Let’s just take a moment to appreciate the fact that Pooh has just shoved the equivalent of his own internal organs back into his body like it was no big deal.
(via massdemise)